It is a Saturday morning, I have been awake since about 4 am. Due to one stupid thought that entered my mind and refuses to let up. Thus, being a women and having to think about every detail...I find myself awake and registering my rage/confusion/insomnia with well no one in particular and maybe no one ever. So here it is. I am 23 years old and I am a VIRGIN! Thats it. That is my unsettling breakthrough. So, yes I know what you are thinking. Well you must be: fat, ugly, some bible thumping nu...